Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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