So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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