so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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