it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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