i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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