She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Duck Duck Cougar?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Randomize
