Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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