You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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