I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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