TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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