So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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