The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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