he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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