i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
they need to just BURY HIM!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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