so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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