Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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