You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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