yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
sex in a hospital.. check
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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