i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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