So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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