Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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