I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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