I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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