I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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