sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just puked most of my soul out..
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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