You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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