12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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