Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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