I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The air was thick with penises
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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