i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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