You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just gargled with NyQuil
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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