I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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