White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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