well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Randomize
