I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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