i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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