What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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