I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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