you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
now i know why i became what i already was.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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