Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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