He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
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You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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