O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
this just has baby written all over it
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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