He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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