hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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