i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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