She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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