Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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