I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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