he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Is Oprah even human
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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