Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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