Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
my sisters under your porch take her home
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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