He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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