shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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