How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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