Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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