If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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